Sunday, February 27, 2011

At Least Toddlers are Entertaining



Parker was playing on an old cell phone, pretending to talk to someone. I asked him, "Who're you talking to?"

Parker replied, "A dude."

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Yesterday, I got out of the shower and saw Parker sitting quietly waiting for me to come out.

He was completely naked.

I laughed and said, "What are you doing?!"

Parker shouted, "Getting ready for the beach!"

(Mind you, there was snow on the ground outside.)

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Lately, whenever I am driving, if I am driving behind someone, Parker will say, "Mommy, don't BONK that car!!"

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If Parker doesn't like that you are talking, in a very demanding voice he will say, "Be quiet, Mommy, baby beepin'!" (baby sleeping)

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When Parker had his first poo in the potty, he exclaimed, "I went poo poo in the potty and it went plop, plop!"


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24 comments:

Oddyoddyo13 said...

I admit, the first one was my favorite!

Kara said...

Kristy, that was adorable! I just have one question - what kind of beach do you take Parker to?

citymouse said...

Toddlers really are cute! I loved the dude comment.

Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

Ah yes, the sounds of the poop, described in detail... I remember those days.
My Girl was famous for saying to my mom, "You're so silly Gram"
My mom replies, "Am I silly?"
The Girl says, "No you're Gram!"
miss those days!

Babes Mami said...

Hilarious!

Becca said...

So funny! I can't to meet our little one and find out about their personality. I hope ours will be just as entertaining.

Bella @ If This is Motherhood said...

That's awesome lol.

Yesterday I asked my 8 year old if I made the best french toast in the county and he told me that he couldn't answer that because he hasn't had anyone elses french toast LOL.

\Kids say some funny stuff.

Thanks for stopping by and thanks for reading. I know that post was long. LOL But Thanks!!

Ratz said...

You bet

Candace said...

omygosh! His "a dude" comment cracked me up! What a scream?!

Justine said...

that's hilarious. i am hesitant to say i am excited for when bella can actually form sentences....things will most definitely get interesting. to say the least. =)

Everyday Mama said...

Stopping over from SITS! Kids are too funny...I should record them more often :) Can't wait to follow your adventures now!

Ma What's 4 dinner said...

Love the plop plop!!!

Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com

Shell said...

Kids are such a riot!

Mommy Needs a Vacation said...

Kids really are SO funny! I love the naked beach waiting and of course that plop plop! LOL!!

(Florida) Girl said...

I can hardly blame him for dreaming of the beach. If only stripping down were enough.

jazzygal said...

hehehe! And it ain't just toddlers that keep us entertained either ;-)

xx Jazzy

Katie Gates said...

Fun snippets! "A dude." Hilarious.

Stephanie in Suburbia said...

A dude? Classic! I'm starting to get concerned b/c Wee 'Burb calls my cell phone "dada." He's been working late lately.

Krista said...

These are GREAT! Kids are so hilarious; gotta love 'em!

Lady Mama said...

Sometimes I think I should just film an entire day of things my toddler says to watch in future years.

Glen said...

they are just so random aren't they? - love it

TV's Take said...

He is a character and it appears he will entertain you for life :-)

Climb2Nowhere said...

Your son is hysterical! My favorite was "who are you talking to?" A dude!

I laughed so hard. Love it!

Mommyfriend Lori said...

Hilarious!