Monday, November 15, 2010

Let's Have Some Monday Mayhem


Today's meme questions from Monday Mayhem are just Silly PONDERISM Questions fill in the blank style.

1. I used to eat a lot of (pizza rolls) until I learned that (I cannot stop after 20).

2• There are two kinds of pedestrians: the (they-must-want-to-die-pedestrians)and the (the-world-is-my-playground pedestrians).

3• Life is (full of surprises).

4• Healthy is (hard to do for more than 3 days in a row).

5• The only difference between being stuck in a rut and a grave is (that at least in a grave new worms come and go all the time).

6• Health nuts are (afraid to live dangerously).

7• Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about (the unexpected and thrilling surprise of a newly released sex tape) like they used to?

8• Whenever I feel blue, I (remind myself that it could be worse).

9• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It (can turn hot and cold whenever it wants and doesn’t need to blame it on PMS).

10• In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people (have only themselves to blame).

23 comments:

Mass Hole Mommy said...

Strange timing..I just had about 45 of those damn little pizza rolls for lunch. Basically, the whole bag. LOL.

Kim said...

This was such a fun post! Thanks for your visit!!

Glen said...

I don't know what pizza rolls are - but I want one.

Venassa said...

Mmm pizza rolls. Mom usually makes those around Christmas time.

I am Harriet said...

My goodness. that would be worse. Yikes.

Thanks for playing!

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Haha, your answers are PRICELESS.

Clipped Wings said...

Love your answers. Fun post.

blueviolet said...

If I make it past the first day of healthy, I can usually make it for a good long while.

If you like pizza rolls, have you tried bagel bites? YUM!

Meghan said...

I love your comment about pizza rolls - SO TRUE! I adore them - and I feel the same way about bagel bites!

Katie Gates said...

Hilarious post! Found you through the SITS comment string and I'm glad I did. Don't get paranoid, but I'm following you...

Ratz said...

I will stop being blue. I will stop being blue.

Candy said...

LOL mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza
and hahaha at no.8. I agree!

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

Mmm pizza rolls, those things are SO GOOD.

Amanda said...

Octomom!!! What a trip that post was??!! Too funny!!! 'Tis the season to self medicate!!

(Florida) Girl said...

Really, why are pizza rolls so addictive?

And what a hysterical photo of the nun with the devil babies!

frogpondsrock said...

hehehe

Michelle Saunderson said...

Love your answers!

colbymarshall said...

So...what you're saying here is...we should all be on acid so we can blame the acid again? *giggle* Nice post!

Linsey said...

great post, thanks for the laugh this early morning!

Ma What's 4 dinner said...

So with you on the healthy people thing. I don't get those people at all! Great list.

Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com

Amy said...

Loved this! Very funny!

kathryn said...

Oh, you are too funny! What I got out of this is a) you're hungry
b) you need a cocktail
c) you're hungry.

Okay, so maybe *I'm* the one who's hungry....

Mommyfriend Lori said...

I knew you were awesome before but pizza rolls too! Come on girl, let's get us some pizza rolls and pinot!