Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Words of Wisdom (because, you know, I'm full of it)

Today, I participate in Post-It-Note-Tuesday with That One Mom at Only Parent Chronicles!









31 comments:

blueviolet said...

Weather forecasters love to get people all worked up! When I look outside and compare it to what they're telling me on tv, I see two completely different things!

Tracy said...

I work with meteorologists who say the tv weather people don't know what they are talking about.

Ratz said...

Bwahahahaha!

MrsJenB said...

Too funny! I love this. And I agree - if you're gonna be a d*ck, don't be a stupid one.

Visiting from SITS!

Rebekah C said...

Haha! Right on!

Shell said...

Drinking wine...that's like the ultimate liquid diet. :)

Clipped Wings said...

Hmmm...I with you on the drinking wine one. Cute list.

Tenille @ Help!Mum said...

Thank you for imparting your wonderful words of wisdom. I knew there was a reason I hadn't ever really taken to yoghurt :-)

Katie said...

In regard to the Jenny Craig replacement:
Wine = used to be fruit, so you are correct. TOTALLY acceptable.

TV's Take said...

Kuddos if your husband still calls you sexy....

Rochelle@AFamilyofLooneys said...

LOL Love your post. I agree choosing your socks in the dark is not a good idea :-)

Babes Mami said...

I apologized for looking less then sexy after barfing all day and my hubs just says 'burlap sack' because he assures me I could wear a burlap sack and he'd still want to jump me.

Glen said...

choosing socks in the dark is my only excitement

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Haha, *kneels/bows* Yes, master. Will keep your words of wisdom close for future reference.

Tropical Mum said...

Wine IS fruit, only fermented.

karen said...

Kristy: OMG when I saw POST IT NOTES I almost had a heart attack!!!! brings back nightmares of finding post it notes stuck to my desk--remember those "see me, LMB"

Style Maniac said...

I'm with those above who say: isn't wine a fruit?

Mimi said...

The weather people drive me nuts. It's Michigan, it snows here!!

Mimi

PAMO said...

So funny!!!

Annette said...

Great advice from only a few post-it-notes. Yes, I've learned never to match my clothes or dress in the dark...otherwise, I'm quite sure my husband or no one else will be referring to me as "sexy." This is a great list!

Living in Taradise said...

I love these post-it-notes of wisdom! By my thinking wine is is sort of a fruit...maybe it still counts!!!

Thanks for stopping by and making my SITS day a wonderful one!

Melissa B. said...

I think "stupid" is the operative word here, correctamundo?

Anna Walker said...

Hey I love these post-it-notes!
SO hilarious and lovely!
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Katie Gates said...

Love the statement about the weather forecasters, but I think it's truer for the men than for the women. Here in LA, we have a meteorologist named Dallas Raines. (Yup.) I don't know what the camera people do to mitigate his erection, but it sure seems present in his voice whenever the map appears! Woo-hoo!

Nancy C said...

I love seeing the weathermen outside in the storm. "Sucks to be you," I think and snuggle deeper into my blanket.

cutefatgirl said...

I save all my weight watchers points for wine! I don't think that is the objective of the plane, but hey it works.

Carri said...

Well, since you said I can drink wine instead of eat fruit, I'm going to do it! Besides, isn't wine really just grapes?
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Karen Peterson said...

It's totally true about weather forecasters. I guess they have to do SOMETHING to make their jobs feel interesting.

Lacie @ Creative Attempts said...

Lol ah yes the weathermen he he I was also going to tell you that I started out with knitting too and then tried my hand at crochet and I actually like it better now :)

Leighann said...

Funny stuff!! I love those post it's!

letmestartbysaying said...

Wine is TOTALLY fruit. Very healthy.