Sunday, August 21, 2011

Sometimes Even Your Hair Hurts (Sunday Snippets)

Time for some quick funnies from things my little maniac has said in the last week!

(Sunday Snippets was created by Marylin at Pure Unadulterated Softthistle, but she doesn't do the link very often anymore. I still give her shout-outs for it when I do my own "Sunday Snippet" post.)

We were in the grocery store. A few aisles away, a baby was screaming and crying. Parker said, "Mommy, someone is DYING!" I thought to myself, "Yes, probably a mother."

Parker was having a cranky time. Our time was intermittently broken by pitiful wails like, "My eye hurts!" "My leg hurts!" and then, the longest, most dramatic wail of all, "Myyyyy hairrrrr hurtsss!"

Parker is delighted to finally have a cat around here that lets him pet it. He was petting Hawthorne, our new cat, and then excitedly ran up to me. "Mommy! I touched his nipple!" (Please. I do not know what he touched. I do not know how he knows the word "nipple." All I could say was, "Don't touch it again.")

26 comments:

Jessica said...

HAHAHAHA "Do not touch it again"

So funny!! My three year old always shows people his nipples. I dont know where he learned the word or what it is but it is so weird.

Especially when he shows strangers.

Leighannn said...

Og. Hilarious!!
That cat picture fits perfectly.

TV's Take said...

The baby reply and cat story were Hilarious!

Nessa said...

I've had those days before where I was convinced my hair hurts so I totally get it :p

championm2000 said...

hahaha...I needed that laugh. I was pretty bummed about tomorrow being Monday and all!

Alison@Mama Wants This said...

Hahaha love the cat snippet, awesomely funny!

Kat said...

Oh good god. I was basically snorting reading about poor Hawthorne's nipple! I'm impressed you were able to choke out "Don't touch it again."

Natalie said...

Ha ha it's pretty bad when your hair hurts!

Eva Gallant said...

That post and photo are hilarious!

Kara said...

Okay, have to include my funny thing said this week. Jack stayed home from daycare with my Mom last week when they visited. During the afternoon while playing in his room , Jack asks G'ma, "What's in your pocket G'ma?" To which she answers several times , " Nothing" pulling it inside out and insisting that it's empty. Finally Jack asks, "Is that you big fat belly in you pocket G'ma?" and this is the part of the story when I can' help but laugh and feel absolutely mortified at the same time :)

Jessica said...

My hair hurts everyday. That's why I drink wine and martinis.

Ratz said...

OMG! This is the best laugh i have had in weeks. Bless you.

blueviolet said...

Oh my gosh, we must just pray it was a nipple.

Those pictures are hilarious!

Melissa {AllSewnUp} said...

haha, 'yes, probably a mother'. Too funny. I've certainly been there. I once got a stink eye from a pregnant woman in a grocery store as I did my 1-2-3 count for my daughter who is 19 months but really tiny for her age so it looked more cruel than it was. And I just thought, yeah, you just wait lady, your day is coming, your day is coming…

Funny post :)

aquariann said...

Ha, very amusing snippets!!

Katie Gates said...

Funny snippets. (I hate it when my hair hurts!)

Cam said...

hilarious!!! kids are so dramatic! I love the cat pictures at the end.

Clipped Wings said...

Hahaha...so funny! Hawthorne's such a good sport, poor baby.

Deb said...

Bwahaha! This has me so excited for Li'l D's growing language abilities! I occasionally get something both sweet and odd, but it's still pretty rare.

Your "probably a mom" comment had me both laughing and commiserating. I used to be the person who heard a crying baby and thought, "STFU." Now I hear a crying baby and thinking, "Do I ever wish I could give someone a hand!" I'm glad to be a more sensitive person now than I spent most my life being. :)

"Don't touch it again." *giggle*

IamthatIam publishing... said...

Goog one - love "don't touch it again!" excelellent!

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

Lol too funny!

Meagan said...

That is hilarious!!

Jennifer Probst said...

That was awesomely funny and I LOVE the photos that go along with the story!!

Marilyn said...

Thanks for the laugh Kristy! Seriously too funny.

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