Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Ask Me Anything - I is so Smart

It should be no surprise that my blog is found when people are searching for medical answers or information of a scientific matter.

Check out some of my keyword searches that landed people on my blog in the last month:

“feet x ray”
“foot xray”
“One-year-old foot bones”
“bees nest illustration”
“operating on the brain”
“burning soles”

Thank gawd these people landed on my informative site.

They may have been entertained by the rantings of over-anxious parents. See evidence below of our son’s foot as a one-year-old:

(Perfectly normal, squishy-type non-breakable toddler bones)

That picture was taken from a fun post Daddy Anxiety in which I blame my husband for the hypochondriac-ism that occurs in our house (even though I am just as much to blame).

Someone looking for a bee’s nest illustration learned the moral of the story in which my son was stung by a wasp (Moral of the story: Fuck wasps.)

The ambitious character trying to learn about operating on the brain was certainly provided a reprieve from reality when they came across evidence of people doing what I like to call “operating on the lizard part of their brain:”

And, finally, the poor, unfortunate soul who may have been plagued by “burning soles” was able to commiserate with my pregnant self, stuck at a bar, wearing high heels, and being hit on.

I’m so glad I can be there for the people of the world who need to know MORE NOW about these matters.

You’re welcome.


Tina said...

its great isn't it how the keywords link your blog. I love to be able to help people out too. Nice feeling isn't it :-)

Eva Gallant said...

It's really funny how people land on your blog sometimes!

Hannah said...

Those are hilarious! It reminds me of the incomprehensible amount of people who find us by searching for what to do if your toothbrush falls in the toilet, or how to clean your toothbrush after it gets toilet water on it (ACK!). After so many searches, I actually ended up writing a post about it. :-) (Here if you want to see it: http://www.1dental.com/blog/2011/08/08/flush-toilet-toothbrush/

Natalie said...

They have a lot to learn from you oh wise one :)

Ma What's 4 dinner said...

See, I too have pics of my youngest squishy unbreakable toddler feet because I was carrying is sorry lazy ass down the stairs one day, slipped on the carpet and landed my fat ass on said childs foot and he seriously couldn't walk.

How sad is that????

Not broken mind you. Just smooshed from big ol' Mommy's butt. Nice!

And I commiserate with the Fuck Wasps bit. Let's say that again. FUCK WASPS! And yellow jackets, and all fuckin' hornets. I'm super allergic to all of them and they seek me out and try to kill me.

That's why I like you so much...

Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner

Jessica said...

Every time I need info about operating on brains I come to your site.

Missy@Wonder, Friend said...

Isn't it mildly disturbing that someone would Google for information about "operating on the brain"? Let's just hope they were trying learn more about what to expect from an upcoming surgery and not looking for how-to advice. I'd like to think my surgeon has better resources than a Google search.

championm2000 said...

I must check my stats soon and see what twistedness led people to my site. Oh, do I dare...

KDC Events said...

LOL! That is great! I guess I should check mine too to see what I am being found on =)

Sunny & Star said...

This is hilarious. I need to go check mine right now! I remember reading the post about burning soles!

So I don't think my keyword searches are as interesting as yours but here are a few of mine:
masked ball gossip girl chuck blair
sad couples (???I have no idea what this search brought these people too)
candian lynz
mythical dragon beast (haha)
And then there where a few noninteresting nonamusing ones.

Jamie said...

fuck wasps... made me spit my drink out. Dammit!

dosweatthesmallstuff said...

Wait, what? You got hit on while at a bar, while pregnant??

I hate you! LOL I never got hit on while at a bar, and I'm not even pregnant! hahaha

jazzygal said...

Oh the searches on my feed always make me giggle! Not as funny as yours but I should gather them up in a post! Your Official Moral of the bees stroy should get you another few hits!!

xx Jazzy

Date Girl said...

Lol, the ways in which people come to our blogs right? I just checked my stats and the funniest was country sparkle hen party. Wha?? I bet they were in for a treat when they read about my hen party drunkness. There was no country, but it was SF so there was a lot of sparkle. ;-)