Sunday, April 24, 2011

Smut and Filth

You know on Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail when the old “woman” shouts, “Oh, look! There’s some nice filth over here!”

Well, I am like the other old “woman,” who runs over to get a good look at the nice filth.

Imagine how tickled I was to have discovered a new show on Showtime, Gigolos.

Among my trashy reality TV viewing, I am also a big fan of the controversial-type shows on Showtime. I also love Oprah, but I do not share her moral need for responsible TV viewing. I say, “Bring on the filth.”

Gigolos. Wow. I cannot tell you how much fun it is to watch these guys whore themselves out to women willing to pay for sex AND BE FILMED WHILE DOING IT! (It is a “REALITY” show! Jackpot!)

I have not pondered male prostitution much before. I still don’t know quite what I think of it. But, boy, do I enjoy watching it.

One woman has fantasies of being a dominatrix. She paid a man to wear something called a “cock cage” for 3 days. It prevented him from ever getting hard. It was painful and uncomfortable. All the other gigolos wanted to take a look at it. When the episode ended, the gigolo said, “Sometimes when people say, ‘It’s been a pleasure,’ it’s really only been a pleasure for one person.”

I’m not making this stuff up, people.

In another show, the gigolos felt bad for one of their own, struggling to make child support payments. So, they all (four of them) fulfilled a woman’s fantasy of having multiple men at once. They made $4,000 and donated it all to their gigolo friend as a surprise.

These guys, apparently, also have very big…hearts.

When the show was over, there was absolutely nothing else I could watch. How do you top that?!

Have you checked this out? Isn’t it great?!

Note: The irony of posting this on Easter is not lost on me. However, isn’t it kind of fun to come across a blog with something a little more unexpected? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

27 comments:

Mama Up! said...

Oh. My. Gosh! We don't have cable or anything at our house so I never hear about any of this stuff. When we went to visit my dad a while back, I could NOT believe the stuff on TV!

XLMIC said...

LOL... and LOL again! We don't have t.v. and if we did, I would be hooked on crap like this!

Tina said...

haha sounds like fun. i wonder if i can get it over here. i love all the crazy shows too!

Unknown said...

What channel is that on?? I've never run accross it! I'd remember, I'm sure! lol

Alison said...

I've heard of it but wasn't curious enough to check it out - darn!

citymouse said...

I'm sitting here wondering how I can convince my husband we need to subscribe to Showtime and keep a straight face!

Jessica said...

I have not heard of this show yet but I will be looking for it tonight when I watch TV after the kids go to bed. Sounds quite entertaining.

SherilinR said...

our cable package just got increased last week. i wonder if we get showtime now...
have you seen "hookers for jesus: saved on the strip"? it's about hookers getting help to turn back & change their lives, but it's totally sexy & appalling to watch all at the same time.

Anonymous said...

I haven't heard of this show yet!! Thanks for filling me in on some good ole filth!!

Jessica Anne said...

This is why I'm so sad we don't get ShowTime. I would so be hooked on this show.

Theresa said...

Awesome, I needed a fix of smut and filth on this holy day of chocolate and roast beef.

Much better filth than what my little barfed up after eating chocolate for breakfast.

Tenille @ Help!Mum said...

I'm totally heading off to find this right now. I need something new to watch while I'm ironing :-)

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

I have never heard of this but I need to find it!


P.S. I'm hosting a fun accessories swap over on my blog today and I'd love for you to join in!

Tracy said...

Finally a show for women to watch.

Unknown said...

Lol I've never heard of it, but if I had cable I would watch. Good to know our gigolos are doing their part and helping out friends. ;)

Suniverse said...

I am not a fan of reality tv, but I would TOTALLY watch that show.

Babes Mami said...

I must see this show!

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