Tuesday, January 11, 2011
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- Kristy @Loveandblasphemy
- Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
- I love telling stories. I love laughing, drinking wine, and writing. Above all, I love my son and being his mother. I'm constantly on an elusive path toward publishing. An elusive path very similar to always trying to lose weight. I've recently had many changes in my life, and continuous writing keeps me inspired. I used to be kind-of-a-big-deal (I use that phrase loosely) when I was the author of my mommy blog, Pampers and Pinot. I'm a different Kristy than I was then. It's kinda fucking awesome.
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30 comments:
Weather forecasters love to get people all worked up! When I look outside and compare it to what they're telling me on tv, I see two completely different things!
I work with meteorologists who say the tv weather people don't know what they are talking about.
Bwahahahaha!
Too funny! I love this. And I agree - if you're gonna be a d*ck, don't be a stupid one.
Visiting from SITS!
Haha! Right on!
Drinking wine...that's like the ultimate liquid diet. :)
Hmmm...I with you on the drinking wine one. Cute list.
Thank you for imparting your wonderful words of wisdom. I knew there was a reason I hadn't ever really taken to yoghurt :-)
In regard to the Jenny Craig replacement:
Wine = used to be fruit, so you are correct. TOTALLY acceptable.
Kuddos if your husband still calls you sexy....
LOL Love your post. I agree choosing your socks in the dark is not a good idea :-)
I apologized for looking less then sexy after barfing all day and my hubs just says 'burlap sack' because he assures me I could wear a burlap sack and he'd still want to jump me.
choosing socks in the dark is my only excitement
Haha, *kneels/bows* Yes, master. Will keep your words of wisdom close for future reference.
Wine IS fruit, only fermented.
Kristy: OMG when I saw POST IT NOTES I almost had a heart attack!!!! brings back nightmares of finding post it notes stuck to my desk--remember those "see me, LMB"
The weather people drive me nuts. It's Michigan, it snows here!!
Mimi
So funny!!!
Great advice from only a few post-it-notes. Yes, I've learned never to match my clothes or dress in the dark...otherwise, I'm quite sure my husband or no one else will be referring to me as "sexy." This is a great list!
I love these post-it-notes of wisdom! By my thinking wine is is sort of a fruit...maybe it still counts!!!
Thanks for stopping by and making my SITS day a wonderful one!
I think "stupid" is the operative word here, correctamundo?
Hey I love these post-it-notes!
SO hilarious and lovely!
PS Your blog got an award on my blog so you should go check it out!
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Love the statement about the weather forecasters, but I think it's truer for the men than for the women. Here in LA, we have a meteorologist named Dallas Raines. (Yup.) I don't know what the camera people do to mitigate his erection, but it sure seems present in his voice whenever the map appears! Woo-hoo!
I love seeing the weathermen outside in the storm. "Sucks to be you," I think and snuggle deeper into my blanket.
I save all my weight watchers points for wine! I don't think that is the objective of the plane, but hey it works.
Well, since you said I can drink wine instead of eat fruit, I'm going to do it! Besides, isn't wine really just grapes?
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It's totally true about weather forecasters. I guess they have to do SOMETHING to make their jobs feel interesting.
Lol ah yes the weathermen he he I was also going to tell you that I started out with knitting too and then tried my hand at crochet and I actually like it better now :)
Funny stuff!! I love those post it's!
Wine is TOTALLY fruit. Very healthy.
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