Ask Me Anything - I is so Smart

It should be no surprise that my blog is found when people are searching for medical answers or information of a scientific matter.

Check out some of my keyword searches that landed people on my blog in the last month:

“feet x ray”
“foot xray”
“One-year-old foot bones”
“bees nest illustration”
“operating on the brain”
“burning soles”

Thank gawd these people landed on my informative site.

They may have been entertained by the rantings of over-anxious parents. See evidence below of our son’s foot as a one-year-old:

(Perfectly normal, squishy-type non-breakable toddler bones)

That picture was taken from a fun post Daddy Anxiety in which I blame my husband for the hypochondriac-ism that occurs in our house (even though I am just as much to blame).

Someone looking for a bee’s nest illustration learned the moral of the story in which my son was stung by a wasp (Moral of the story: Fuck wasps.)

The ambitious character trying to learn about operating on the brain was certainly provided a reprieve from reality when they came across evidence of people doing what I like to call “operating on the lizard part of their brain:”


And, finally, the poor, unfortunate soul who may have been plagued by “burning soles” was able to commiserate with my pregnant self, stuck at a bar, wearing high heels, and being hit on.

I’m so glad I can be there for the people of the world who need to know MORE NOW about these matters.

You’re welcome.